1001 Ways to Embarrass Yourself While Avoiding Injuries

  so the Girl played proletariat in the high morning, and decried Amazon and Jeff Bezos as late stage capitalism and so the Girl in the afternoon began to read Edward Said and decried the evils of self-orientalizing in this day-n-age. the Girl in the evening began to turn off the aircon and decried it as polluting the environment the Girl for supper did not have any meat or milk and decried the cruelty of separating mother from calf. but the Girl for dessert had unethical ice cream where minimum wage was not paid, but the Girl ordered her Converse and her H&M fastfashion from sweatshop workers in BangladeshVietnamYouNameIt but the Girl ordered textbooks on Amazon! but the Girl had a Dell childlabor laptop! but the Girl ate foie gras! but the Girl denied everything- "for there is no ethical consumption under Capitalism" the Girl said.