1001 Ways to Embarrass Yourself While Avoiding Injuries

Nina Bhamra- Meet Nina, the bubbly life of the group whose love life never quite seems to work out as planned. The Psychology major of the group, she's constantly trying to give the rest of her friends advice on how to deal with their lives. Accidentally gets them in trouble when she steals cocaine from her local drug dealer. Ping Pong Jones- Athletic, attractive and a 6'1 ping pong player (in more ways than one), Ping Pong is the wisecrack and smartass that you've been waiting for. Gets her friends out of trouble all the time. Jacob Jacobs- the stereotypical hot white boy that befriends said drug dealer and fucks everyone over. The only reason that they ever get into frat parties. The Chingster Chong- the lesbian musician who is slightly problematic and coincidentally successfully hacks into the North Korean nuclear arsenal and is recruited by a top secret army base in Bakersfield, California.

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